Monday, March 17, 2008

Week 5 Results

Week 5 (Mar 13)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 30 v. Gossip Girl 30 (TIE)
Perez Hilton 10 v. Celebutantes 30
Paparazzi Whores 50 v. Lifestyles 10
Inter-divisional
Rachel Zoe 30 v. Tranny 25
Hoes Division
Material Girls 30 v. DUIs R US 40
Britney, Bitches 15 v. Mrs. Clemens 10
Tinseltown Tramps 20 v. Eat Something 40

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Week 4 results

Week 4 (Mar 6)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 55 v. Celebutantes 45
Perez 45 v. Paparazzi40
Gossip Girl 35 v. Rachel Zoe 40
Inter-divisional
Eat Something 20 v. Lifestyles 0
Hoes Division
Material Girls 10 v. Tinseltown Tramps 55
Britney, Bitches 30 v. DUIs R US 60
Tranny Messes 35 v. Clemens 30

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Week 3 Results

Send complaints by tomorrow.

(Feb 28)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 30 v. Lifestyles 30 (TIE)
Gossip Girl 30 v. Perez Hilton 40
Paparazzi 40 v. Rachel Zoe 60

Inter-divisional
Tinseltown 40 v. Celebutantes 45

Hoes Division
Material Girls 65 v. Eat Something 40
Tranny Messes 30 v. Britney, Bitches 65
Clemens 30 v. DUIs R US 50

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

No applause necessary

Thank you. Thank you. I'll take three cover shots and one obscuring the logo for 50 points. I'm sure Rachel Zoe's Hoes will continue to fill the pages as well.

What is up with the Jennifer Aniston obsession?


New cover is Jen vs. Angie...and Barack Obama??! Since when do US Weekly readers care about politics?


Saturday, February 23, 2008

Week 2 Results and Standings-Unofficial

Send gripes to Commish ASAP.

Week 2 (Feb 21)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 35 v. Rachel Zoe 35 (TIE)
Perez Hilton 35 v. Lifestyles 10
Celebutantes 60 v. Paparazzi 35
Inter-divisional
Gossip Girl 40 v. DUIs R US 30
Hoes Division
Material Girls 30 v. Tranny Messes 30 (TIE)
Britney, Bitches 70 v. Eat Something 25
Tinseltown Tramps 55 v. Clemens 10

Bitches Division Standings*

Place/Team/Wins-Losses-Ties/GB/Points
1/Gossip Girl-Jen Gold/2-0-0/--/105
2/Perez Hilton-Monica /2-0-0/--/85

3/Celebutantes-Mary Ellen/Jeana/1-1-0/1.0/90
4/Lifestyles of the Rich and Pantyless-Sarah /1-1-0/1.0/55
5/Rachel Zoe’s Hoes-Amy O/0-1-1/1.5/75
6/NJ Colonics-Stacey O/0-1-1/1.5/70
7/Paparazzi Whores-Diane /0-2-0/2.0/65

Hoes Division Standings*

Place/Team/Wins-Losses-Ties/GB/Points
1/It’s Britney, Bitches-Kristin /2-0-0/--/130
2/DUIs R US-Casey /1-1-0/1.0/105
3/Eat Something Already-Dierdre/1-1-0/1.0/90
4/Tinseltown Tramps-Colleen/1-1-0/1.0/75
5/Mrs. Clemens, the Juicer-Commish**/1-1-0/1.0/50
6/Material Girls-Judi /0-1-1/1.5/70
7/Tranny Messes-Kim Luck/0-1-1/1.5/55

*Preliminary scoring, pending any protests. (02/22/2008)
**Commish squad is a field filler, not eligible for prizes

Friday, February 22, 2008

Official Schedule

Week 1 (February 14)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 35 v. Perez Hilton 40
Rachel Zoe 30 v. Lifestyles 45
Celebutantes 30 v. Gossip Girl 65
Inter-divisional
Paparazzi Whores 30 v. Mrs. Clemens 40
Hoes Division
Material Girls 40 v. Britney, Bitches 60
Tranny Messes 25 v. Eat Something 65
Tinseltown Tramps 20 v. DUIs R US 75

Week 2 (Feb 21)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Rachel Zoe
Perez Hilton v. Lifestyles
Celebutantes v. Paparazzi
Inter-divisional
Gossip Girl v. DUIs R US
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Tranny Messes
Britney, Bitches v. Eat Something
Tinseltown Tramps v. Clemens

Week 3 (Feb 28)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Lifestyles
Gossip Girl v. Perez Hilton
Paparazzi v. Rachel Zoe
Inter-divisional
Tinseltown v. Celebutantes
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Eat Something
Tranny Messes v. Britney, Bitches
Clemens v. DUIs R US

Week 4 (Mar 6)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Celebutantes
Perez v. Paparazzi
Gossip Girl v. Rachel Zoe
Inter-divisional
Eat Something v. Lifestyles
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Tinseltown Tramps
Britney, Bitches v. DUIs R US
Tranny Messes v. Clemens

Week 5 (Mar 13)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Gossip Girl
Perez Hilton v. Celebutantes
Paparazzi Whores v. Lifestyles
Inter-divisional
Rachel Zoe v. Tranny
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. DUIs R US
Britney, Bitches v. Mrs. Clemens
Tinseltown Tramps v. Eat Something

Week 6 (Mar 20)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Paparazzi Whores
Rachel Zoe v. Lifestyles
Celebutantes v. Gossip Girl
Inter-divisional
Perez v. Britney, Bitches
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Mrs. Clemens
Tranny Messes v. Tinseltown Tramps
Eat Something v. DUIs R US

Week 7 (Mar 27)
Bitches Division
Rachel Zoe v. Perez Hilton
Celebutantes v. Lifestyles
Paparazzi Whores v. Gossip Girl
Inter-divisional
NJ Colonics v. Material Girls
Hoes Division
Tinseltown Tramps v. Britney, Bitches
Tranny Messes v. DUIs R US
Eat Something v. Mrs. Clemens

Playoffs, Semi-Finals (April 4)
Bitches #1 v. Hoes #2
Bitches #2 v. Hoes #1
Others: Week One of 3rd place tournament
Championship (April 11)
Semi-finals winners meet for Dizzay Cup
Others: Week Two of 3rd place tournament, includes semi-finals losers

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Division Standings

Bitches Division Standings*

1. Gossip Girl (Jen Gold) 1W- 0L Total: 65 Points
2. Lifestyles of Rich & Pantyless (Sarah) 1W-0L Total: 45 points
3. Perez Hilton ( Monica) 1W-0L Total: 40 points
4. NJ Colonics (Stacy O) 0W- 1 L Total: 35 points
5. Rachel Zoe's Hoes ( Amy O) 0W- 1 L Total: 30 points
--- Celebutantes ( Mary Ellen) 0W- 1L Total : 30 points
--- Paparazzi Whores ( Diane) 0W-1L Total: 30 points

Hoes Division Standings*

1. DUIs R US (Casey) 1W- 0L Total: 75 Points
2. Eat Something Already (Deirdre) 1W- 0L Total: 65 points
3. Its Britney Bitches (Kristen) 1W- 0L Total: 60 points
4. Mrs Clemins The Juicer ( Commish) 1 W - 0L Total :40 points
5.Material Girls (Judi) 0 W- 1L Total: 40 points
6. Tranny Messes (Kim Luck) 0W - 1L Total: 25 points
7. Tinseltown Tramps (Colleen) 0W- 1L Total : 20 points


*Preliminary scoring, pending any protests. (02/15/2008)

Week 1 Febuary 14th

Bitches and Hoes-

DUIsRUS set the pace in Week 1 with a 75-20 beat down of Tinseltown. Commish embarrassed both Paparazzi and the rest of the Bitches with an inter-divisional romp, which was marred by two unfortunate Fashion Police penalties. (Posh in the Fashion Police?!??! Isn’t that an oxymoron???) Overall the Hoes looked strong with three 60+ squads, as home teams won all matches.

The Commish is infallible but not a perfect data analyst, so send any scoring errors my way by end of Sunday; scores and results may change before next week. Submit waiver/trades by end of Tuesday for Week 2.

Questions about the scoreboard or standings? Ask your hubby.

- Commish


Week 1 (February 14)

Bitches Division

NJ Colonics 35 v. Perez Hilton 40
Rachel Zoe 30 v. Lifestyles 45
Celebutantes 30 v. Gossip Girl 65

Inter-divisional

Paparazzi Whores 30 v. Mrs. Clemens 40

Hoes Division

Material Girls 40 v. Britney, Bitches 60
Tranny Messes 25 v. Eat Something 65
Tinseltown Tramps 20 v.
DUIs R US 75

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

New Cover is online

Check it out at http://www.usmagazine.com/cover_michelle_willaims_breaks_down_over_video_montage_of_heath_and_matilda

I'll take two cover shots (Heath and Nicole) and an obscured logo, thanks very much!

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Official Draft Teams and Week 1 Match ups

I am reposting this for Commish:


Here is draft info.

I’ll put together entire schedule and scoring spreadsheet in the next few days.

Group
A1. Stacey O (NJ Colonics)Britney, McConahay, Kate Hudson, Zac Efron, Carrie Underwood, Danalynn Smith

2. Monica (Perez Hilton)Suri, Miley Cyrus, Spencer Pratt, Hayden Pan, Fergie, Patrick Dempsey

3. Amy O (Rachel Zoe’s Hoes)Brad Pitt, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, John Mayer, Cameron Diaz, Lola Sheen

4. Sarah (Lifestyles)MK Olson, Amy Winehouse, Sam Lufti, Xtina, Marc Anthony, River Russell

5. Mary Ellen/Jeana (Celebutantes)Tom Cruise, Clooney, Jayden James, Nicole Kidman, Scarlette Johanssen, Ashley Olsen

6. Jen Gold (Gossip Girl)Alba, Matilda Ledger, Lauren Conrad, Camilla Alvez, Ben Affleck, Simon Cowell

7. Diane (Paparazzi Whores)Paris, Posh, Adnon Galib, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jake Gyllenhall, Pax Jolie Pitt

Group B

1. Judi (Material Girls)Angelina, Madonna, Shiloh, Aniston, Depp, Paul McCartney

2. Kristin (It’s Britney, Bitches)J-Lo, Jess Simpson, Kingston Rossdale, Tony Romo, Rihanna, Nick Lachey

3. Kim Luck (Tranny Messes)Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani, David Beckham, Zahara Jolie Pitt, Heidi Montag, Ethan Hawke

4. Dierdre (Eat Something Already)Katie Holmes, Nicole Richey, Heath Ledger, Kirsten Dunst, Harlow Madden, Ryan Phillippe

5. Colleen (Tinseltown Tramps)Halle Barry, Sean Preston Fed, Ellen Page, J-Tim, Gwyneth, Keith Urban

6. Casey (Picky Bun Bun) K-Fed, Michelle Williams, Violet Affleck, Jess Biel, Joel Madden, Reese Witherspoon

7. Commish* (Mrs. Clemens, the Juicer)Ashley Tisdale, Brooke Shields, Drew Barrymore, Max Sutter, Josh Duhemel, Randy Jackson

*Commish is dummy team, ineligible for prizes.

Season will be:
7 weeks regular season (play everyone in your division once (6 games) plus one inter-divisional game)2 weeks playoffs

Week 1 matchups (February 14)

NJ Colonics v. Perez Hilton
Rachel Zoe v. Lifestyles
Celebutantes v. Gossip Girl
Paparazzi Whores v. Mrs. Clemens (inter-divisional matchup)
Material Girls v. BritneyBitches
Tranny Messes v. Eat Something
Tinseltown Tramps v. Picky Bun Bun

GAME ON

Well Well Well.......First week is now in session!
Good luck!

I know some of you need it more than others........

Saturday, February 9, 2008

The Official Draft Order

Here is the official draft order. Perez Hilton tried to appeal to my weaknesses for the #1 pick, but yet again, your Commish is proven to be a man of honor and integrity.

1. Stacey O
2. Judi
3. Monica
4. Kristen
5. Amy O
6. Kim Luck
7. Sarah
8. Deirdre
9. Mary Ellen
10. Colleen
11. Jen Gold
12. Kasey

If other players want to play, they can, but they will be added to the end of the draft order in the order in which I hear from them. Remember, draft is serpentine, so for example: Kasey will get the last pick of Round 1 (#12) and then the first pick of Round 2 (#13). Stacey gets the #1 overall pick, and then doesn't pick again until #24.
February 8, 2008 11:11 PM

Monday, February 4, 2008

Welcome to the Dizzay Celebrity Pool 2008

Welcome!

This blog has been created for one purpose and one purpose only...Trash Talking! Feel free to say whatever to whomever....Trash talking is essential for the Pool...Although it does not add or subtract points to anyone's score...it does make it fun!

Tonight...10pm.....the kick off...Be Prepared...I kicked MAJOR ASS last year....and I intend to continue on my thrown....

For all you newbies....watch out and get ready for the most exciting 8 weeks of your lives.....