Official Schedule

Week 1 (February 14)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics 35 v. Perez Hilton 40
Rachel Zoe 30 v. Lifestyles 45
Celebutantes 30 v. Gossip Girl 65
Inter-divisional
Paparazzi Whores 30 v. Mrs. Clemens 40
Hoes Division
Material Girls 40 v. Britney, Bitches 60
Tranny Messes 25 v. Eat Something 65
Tinseltown Tramps 20 v. DUIs R US 75

Week 2 (Feb 21)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Rachel Zoe
Perez Hilton v. Lifestyles
Celebutantes v. Paparazzi
Inter-divisional
Gossip Girl v. DUIs R US
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Tranny Messes
Britney, Bitches v. Eat Something
Tinseltown Tramps v. Clemens

Week 3 (Feb 28)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Lifestyles
Gossip Girl v. Perez Hilton
Paparazzi v. Rachel Zoe
Inter-divisional
Tinseltown v. Celebutantes
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Eat Something
Tranny Messes v. Britney, Bitches
Clemens v. DUIs R US

Week 4 (Mar 6)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Celebutantes
Perez v. Paparazzi
Gossip Girl v. Rachel Zoe
Inter-divisional
Eat Something v. Lifestyles
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Tinseltown Tramps
Britney, Bitches v. DUIs R US
Tranny Messes v. Clemens

Week 5 (Mar 13)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Gossip Girl
Perez Hilton v. Celebutantes
Paparazzi Whores v. Lifestyles
Inter-divisional
Rachel Zoe v. Tranny
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. DUIs R US
Britney, Bitches v. Mrs. Clemens
Tinseltown Tramps v. Eat Something

Week 6 (Mar 20)
Bitches Division
NJ Colonics v. Paparazzi Whores
Rachel Zoe v. Lifestyles
Celebutantes v. Gossip Girl
Inter-divisional
Perez v. Britney, Bitches
Hoes Division
Material Girls v. Mrs. Clemens
Tranny Messes v. Tinseltown Tramps
Eat Something v. DUIs R US

Week 7 (Mar 27)
Bitches Division
Rachel Zoe v. Perez Hilton
Celebutantes v. Lifestyles
Paparazzi Whores v. Gossip Girl
Inter-divisional
NJ Colonics v. Material Girls
Hoes Division
Tinseltown Tramps v. Britney, Bitches
Tranny Messes v. DUIs R US
Eat Something v. Mrs. Clemens

Playoffs, Semi-Finals (April 4)
Bitches #1 v. Hoes #2
Bitches #2 v. Hoes #1
Others: Week One of 3rd place tournament
Championship (April 11)
Semi-finals winners meet for Dizzay Cup
Others: Week Two of 3rd place tournament, includes semi-finals losers